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Big Freaking Loser Tom Brady Boards Private Jet to Mykonos For Five Month Vacation With Supermodel Wife and Bags of Cash

Big Freaking Loser Tom Brady Boards Private Jet to Mykonos For Five Month Vacation With Supermodel Wife and Bags of Cash

Boston, MA -- Super Bowl goat Tom Brady will walk with his tail between his legs as he boards his crappy private plane, which only has ten seats and not even a third bathroom, as he tries to forget about his horrid performance during a five month vacation in Mykonos today.

 

The New England Patriots quarterback, who merely passed for 505 lucky yards, will attempt to forget about his putrid stinker of a game as he enjoys the sandy beaches of Greece with his eh supermodel wife Gisele Bündchen and genetically similar trash family.
 
 

While in Mykonos he will attempt to spend as much money as he can to forget about how much he sucks. And when he comes back to America for the start of the 2018 NFL season, the old man Most Valuable Player will probably continue his inevitable slow decline.

 

 

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