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Justin Timberlake Halftime Show To Reportedly Feature Holograms of Deceased ‘N Sync Members

Justin Timberlake Halftime Show To Reportedly Feature Holograms of Deceased ‘N Sync Members

Minneapolis, MN -- Details of the Super Bowl LLI halftime show are being kept tightly under wraps, but several reports today reveal performer Justin Timberlake is planning a joint performance with holograms of his deceased bandmates from the pop group ‘N Sync.

 

Readers may remember how the band members met their untimely deaths, or maybe not, who remembers really? But Timberlake intends on keeping their memories alive by honoring them with that stupid ‘Bye Bye Bye’ dance or perhaps a slower teenage love ballad.

 

Timberlake responded at today’s media day by denying the hologram reports, saying he doesn’t even remember the other singers’ names and reminding media row members the performance will be strictly tracks from his new ‘Man of the Woods’ album.

 

 

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