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Boyfriend Who Woke Up Early to Cook Banana Pancakes ‘Must Have Done Something’

Boyfriend Who Woke Up Early to Cook Banana Pancakes ‘Must Have Done Something’

Topeka, KS -- Stephanie Johnstone awoke this morning to the smell of fresh banana pancakes cooking downstairs, immediately fearing her boyfriend must have done something stupid.

 

Mark Harryman woke up 40 minutes before the alarm was set at 8:00am to begin making his own version of banana pancakes. They weren’t amazing and seemed to be made in a hurried fashion, but they were nonetheless satisfying. More concerning were the reasons behind the sudden homemade breakfast.

 

“Banana pancakes on a random Thursday? What the hell did he do?” asked a leery Johnstone. She immediately began to take a visual inventory of everything in the house, but nothing seemed different. “He did go out for a while a couple of nights ago.” Johnstone phoned a couple of his friends however all seemed in order.

 

“I’m going to find out why I ate these decent pancakes.”

 

 

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