Consistently Loyal Trump Just Needs Hope Hicks To Pick Up Something Real Quick from Paul Manafort in Dark Alley
Washington, DC -- White House Communications Director and possible treasonous criminal mastermind Hope Hicks was told not to come directly to work this morning and instead pick up something “real quick” in a dark alley.
The instructions delivered in a terse 3:45am phone call from a blocked phone number, included the address and a directive to arrive alone. Once there, she would meet a disheveled former Trump campaign chair Paul Manafort waiting directly in back of the green dumpster with “something to give her.”
President Trump continues to stand behind Ms. Hicks, and is possibly standing behind her right now.