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Source: Richard Spencer ‘Ecstatic’ to Attend ‘Highly Anticipated’ Black Panther Protest Beatdown

Source: Richard Spencer ‘Ecstatic’ to Attend ‘Highly Anticipated’ Black Panther Protest Beatdown

Alexandria, VA -- Fever pitch frenzy over the new blockbuster Marvel film ‘Black Panther’ has reached noted white supremacist and frequent punching bag Richard Spencer, who is “very excited” to attend his “highly-anticipated” protest beatdown following the 5:30pm showing at his local AMC theater, according to our well-placed source.

 

Spencer has been “looking forward to this” since at least last year when he viewed a sneak peek of the film at the 2017 Alt-Right Comic-Con in Birmingham. Spencer has been busy planning the logistics of his Black Panther-beatdown since the early day of this year and has already booked some time at a local urgent care walk-in.

 

“A film like this to protest only comes once in a blue moon, and you can be sure Richie will be ready to get punched in the face again,” our source believes.

 

 

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