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Lil Uzi Vert Are Words You Never Expected Your Mother To Say, But Here We Are

Lil Uzi Vert Are Words You Never Expected Your Mother To Say, But Here We Are

Danbury, CT -- Angela Millsberg brought up hip-hop artist Lil Uzi Vert’s name at a family dinner early Monday evening. She had just finished watching the Grammy awards on her DVR and was seemingly smitten by the ‘XO Tour Llif3’ rapper.

 

“He’s such a little sweetie,” she mentioned casually before moving the conversation toward Cousin Larry’s new job. It was a baffling omission from the married school teacher, but the room just pretty much let it go.

 

Cousin Larry preferred not to comment as he was not present at the dinner, but he did mutter something about it not being too surprising.

 

 

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Source: Richard Spencer ‘Ecstatic’ to Attend ‘Highly Anticipated’ Black Panther Protest Beatdown

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