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FAA Reports Air Travel Down as More Americans Walking Slowly Into The Abyss

FAA Reports Air Travel Down as More Americans Walking Slowly Into The Abyss

Washington, DC -- The Federal Aviation Administration released year-end figures showing Americans are flying less and more often choosing to slowly walk into an abyss of their own creation; an abyss of partisanship, rancor, loneliness, isolation, sickness and eventually death.

 

The FAA seemingly blamed Americans for the country’s current political and social climate. It remembered a time when little boys and girls saluted air pilots and stewardesses. A time when regardless of race, creed, and religion, we could all tolerate each other.

 

Now, according to the FAA, we find ourselves in a cold and sad and formerly unfamiliar place. One that now unfortunately feels all too familiar.

 

 

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