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Trump’s New ‘Biggest and Best’ Teleprompter Will Simply Transcribe Words As He Says Them

Trump’s New ‘Biggest and Best’ Teleprompter Will Simply Transcribe Words As He Says Them

Washington, DC -- President Donald Trump is set to debut his new teleprompter this week, one that will simply transcribe his words as he says them. Trump will be very satisfied with his new-found ability to stay on message and the feeling of being presidential.

 

The $2,000,000 teleprompter, manufactured by Kremlin Instruments, is actually just a small elderly Russian babushka grandmother who recently retired from her stenography job in Moscow.

 

President Trump is looking to stay more consistent and restrained and hopes the wrinkly new teleprompter will make him feel like a good boy.

 

 

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