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Omarosa Cast as Next Colonel Sanders Following White House Exit

Omarosa Cast as Next Colonel Sanders Following White House Exit

Washington, DC -- Former Trump White House Director of Communications for the Office of Public Liaison and frequent Donald Trump collaborator Omarosa Manigault has been cast as the new Colonel Sanders for KFC, following her recent abrupt exit from the White House.

 

Omarosa is hoping her multiple reality show appearances will assist in her transition to acting. While the Colonel character has been around for decades, the chicken chain is recently allowing actors a good deal of dramatic license in their portrayals.

 

Omarosa hopes to not be fired from this job as well, however she appears to be just another temporary cog in the Colonel Sanders machine.

 

 

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FAA Reports Air Travel Down as More Americans Walking Slowly Into The Abyss

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Deceased Ikea Founders’ Kin Opt For Remains To Be Disassembled and Repackaged for Return, Allen Wrench Needed

Deceased Ikea Founders’ Kin Opt For Remains To Be Disassembled and Repackaged for Return, Allen Wrench Needed