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James Corden To Be Put Down

James Corden To Be Put Down

Los Angeles, CA -- Overexposed host and actor James Corden will be put down this week, according to his owners.

 

The busy Brit, fresh off his Grammy hosting duties, voiceover work in Trolls, The Emoji Movie, Peter Rabbit, Wreck-It Ralph 2, appearance in Ocean’s 8, his nightly talk show, and all over your social media with Carpool Karaoke, was just wearing everyone thin.

 

His owners decided the best move for America would be to get rid of the overused corpulent comic, in as humane a manner as possible. He will be gone, but his legacy will hopefully be forgotten.

 

 

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