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Jay-Z: If Black Unemployment Is So Low Can You Please Hire Ja Rule (feat. Ashanti)

Jay-Z: If Black Unemployment Is So Low Can You Please Hire Ja Rule (feat. Ashanti)

Brooklyn, NY -- A fiery and desperate Jay-Z responded today to President Donald Trump’s morning Twitter tirade, asking why fellow rapper and friend Ja Rule was having such a hard time finding work if unemployment rates among African Americans were indeed at an all-time low.

 

The music mogul also wondered why Ashanti has not been on a good track in years, claiming she has many hooks “in the can.” Jay-Z insisted she is simply waiting for an opportunity with any soulful rapper with a sensitive side, but there is “just no good work out there for her.”

 

Ja Rule and Ashanti were both available for comment, but nah.

 

 

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