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Sources: Addition of Laurie’s Boyfriend Pushes Group’s Reservation Into Large-Party Menu Territory

Sources: Addition of Laurie’s Boyfriend Pushes Group’s Reservation Into Large-Party Menu Territory

Raleigh, North Carolina -- Jennifer Wilcox’s upcoming Sunday evening dinner reservation at the Marvin Gardens restaurant is in danger of receiving a required $50 per person family-style menu because of the addition of Laurie’s new boyfriend.

 

Ordering à la carte from the regular dinner menu has been jeopardized by including a guy in their grouping that nobody really knows. “Pushing the reservation up to that number of people and being limited in our options and paying more, is it worth it for a guy who’s just going be dumped in a few months?” asked friend Stacey Meskitt.

 

Meskitt’s fiancé Scott Dolansky just shook his head. “Laurie goes through boyfriends like I go through socks. And I’m a sock puppet artist.”

 

 

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