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Cocky and Confident Robert Mueller Takes Escalator Down to Work This Morning

Cocky and Confident Robert Mueller Takes Escalator Down to Work This Morning

Washington, DC -- A cocksure Special Counsel Robert Mueller took an escalator down to work this morning, following last night’s New York Times story detailing President Donald Trump’s thwarted attempts at removing him from the ongoing Russia investigation.

 

Avid readers of The Flake News may remember Trump’s infamous escalator entrance into his press conference to announce his candidacy back in 2015, and certainly Mueller has not forgotten either. Mrs. Mueller gave him a peck on the cheek, handed him his lunch, and he was riding high as he walked out the door and somehow there was an escalator waiting to usher him down to his secretive investigation offices in Southwest Washington.

 

Trump seemed to have other things on his mind as he had a bit of fun this morning with his interpreter at the World Economic Forum in Davos.

 

 
Jay-Z: If Black Unemployment Is So Low Can You Please Hire Ja Rule (feat. Ashanti)

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Sources: Addition of Laurie’s Boyfriend Pushes Group’s Reservation Into Large-Party Menu Territory

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