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XFL Concussion Protocol Tent to Feature Screaming and Dismissive Mike Ditka

XFL Concussion Protocol Tent to Feature Screaming and Dismissive Mike Ditka

Stamford, CT -- WWE owner Vince McMahon announced the return of the XFL football league, featuring sexually suggestive cheerleaders, more dangerous gameplay, and a concussion protocol tent with Mike Ditka berating players for being “soft” and “wearing helmets.”

 

The XFL, defunct since its lone season in 2001, will once again encourage old-school football play with a different set of rules from the NFL. New rules expected to be approved include removal of all offensive linemen and a ban on all hits below the neck.

 

Coach Ditka will attend every XFL contest in the coming season, with a game schedule accommodating the busy travel expected.

 

 

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