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Report: 50,000 Recovered Missing Strzok-Page Texts Indicate Bargain Unlimited Phone Plan

Report: 50,000 Recovered Missing Strzok-Page Texts Indicate Bargain Unlimited Phone Plan

Washington, DC -- The Department of Justice has recovered all of the nearly 50,000 previously missing text messages between former FBI agent Peter Strzok and trial attorney Lisa Page, indicating the pair chose economical and fantastically-priced phone plans.

 

The romantically-linked Strzok and Page exchanged nearly 50,000 text messages between December 14th,2016 and May 17th, 2017. They were each known to be the quickest texters in their respective workplaces.

 

According to source inside the FBI, Strzok and Page are no longer on “texting terms” but they do monitor each other’s Snaps late at night to stay in touch.

 

 

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