Reports: Monster In Barron Trump’s Closet Is Steve Bannon
New York, NY -- First lady of the United States Melania Trump made a horrifying discovery late Tuesday night, as it was revealed the monster in Barron Trump’s closet is none other than former White House Chief Strategist Steve Bannon.
Young Barron had been complaining for weeks, nearly exactly coinciding with Bannon’s firing, about the bestial noises and “non-stop gurgling” sounds coming from his bedroom closet. Tensions at the Trump family’s Trump Tower residence reached a boiling point last week when several snake-like skins were found shed several feet from the closet.
Melania decided to finally take action, grabbing a large wooden spoon and entering the closet. There she found a disheveled and confused Bannon, mumbling something about globalization and populism.
Bannon was led out of the building. It is not known how Bannon was able to get inside Barron’s closet monsters’ inner circle, but he is a tricky one.
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