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The Hottest New K-Pop Band Will Leave You Wondering What Is K-Pop

The Hottest New K-Pop Band Will Leave You Wondering What Is K-Pop

Seattle, WA -- The hottest new K-Pop group NKiT.a is storming the United States music charts and currently in heavy rotation on every teen’s Spotify playlist, but many were left concerned Tuesday evening.

 

“What is K-Pop? Huh,” wondered concerned mother Mathilda Rosen. Mr. Rosen also had his doubts. “It’s music, right?”

 

Tilda Thompson had heard about K-Pop, but was afraid of asking what it was for fear of ridicule from her daughter Helen. “Sounded like a candy, really.”

 

Timothy Cramer summed it up best. “It’s just one of those things that I wasn’t sure about but also didn’t care enough to Google.”

 

 

Photo by Korea.net + Korean Culture and Information Service (Jeon Han) / CC-BY-2.0

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Reports: Monster In Barron Trump’s Closet Is Steve Bannon

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