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Man Wonders If Unsigned Checks Will Be Deposited Following Bank Visit With So Many Bead Chains And No Pens

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Cleveland, OH -- Pete Ulrich is unsure the checks he deposited without signature into his bank’s ATM late Monday night will credited correctly to his account or if they may be mailed back to him weeks later, according to various bank customer service representatives briefed on the matter.

 

Ulrich walked into the bank after business hours and expected to simply sign the checks and deposit without any hitches. What he found was a shocking scene.

 

AccentureCore Bank had so many bead chains hanging from various desks, machines and its walls, but with just pen caps or nothing at all attached. Ulrich was forced to make the call and he deposited his checks sans signature.

 

After chatting with representatives that night and the following morning, nobody is sure what will happen next.

 

 

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