Reports: Grandma Has Even More Difficult Time Understanding Cryptocurrency Than Grandson’s Social Media Marketing Job
San Francisco, CA -- Local Grandma Loretta Hildenstein is having difficulty understanding the concept of cryptocurrency and don’t even get started with blockchain, this according to reports. Last year, the widowed Ms. Hildenstein also had a hard time grasping the idea of a social media marketing job after her recent college graduate grandson began his new career.
You see, Ms. Hildenstein is from simpler times, when a girl didn’t have to show her ass on Instagram to get noticed and it was just five actual pennies for the hometown paper. Now, with small change nearly obsolete and creeps sliding into your DM’s, she exists in a time and a place where she just doesn’t belong.
The Widow Hildenstein will continue to endure in this brave new world, but her kind will remain as rare as the buffalo nickel before slowing fading away.
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