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ABC Midseason Replacement Shows ‘Twisted Fates’ And ‘The Bucks’ Facing Cancellation After You Weren’t Sure If They Were Real

ABC Midseason Replacement Shows ‘Twisted Fates’ And ‘The Bucks’ Facing Cancellation After You Weren’t Sure If They Were Real

Los Angeles, CA -- Television network ABC appears close to axing two of their recent midseason replacement shows, fantasy drama ‘Twisted Fates’ and family comedy ‘The Bucks’, after you weren’t sure if they were real shows or simply generic-sounding possible network-type show titles.

 

“Our market research found the names of these shows to be so typical that viewers like you just didn’t need to see them, like they’d already watched each of them before or didn’t need to read about them in any way and could fast-forward through commercials advertising them,” confided ABC Vice-President of Tedious Programming Donna Mallin.

 

‘The Bucks’ seems to star slightly overweight and a bit hairy former comedian Mark Jeffers as a dad bod, with a wisecracking wife and three unique and very different from each other children. ‘Twisted Fates’ is possibly the latest take on a man seeing visions or maybe with the ability to go back in time within a different person’s body.

 

 

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Man Wonders If Unsigned Checks Will Be Deposited Following Bank Visit With So Many Bead Chains And No Pens

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Reports: Grandma Has Even More Difficult Time Understanding Cryptocurrency Than Grandson’s Social Media Marketing Job

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