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Huge Women’s March Turnout Finishes Second In This Week’s Ratings To All-New Episode Of The Bachelor

Huge Women’s March Turnout Finishes Second In This Week’s Ratings To All-New Episode Of The Bachelor

United States -- Millions marched Saturday in the Women’s March 2018, however it was not enough to unseat reigning king The Bachelor from its perch atop this week’s ratings.

 

This season’s contestants are throwing themselves at dreamboat Arie Luyendyk Jr., a former contestant himself on The Bachelorette season 8. The show follows 25 women throwing themselves at a single bachelor, often featuring bikini dates and unseen sexual acts.

 

Organizers of the Women’s March 2019 are already back at work brainstorming a change in scenery, possibly aiming to move the marches to a more tropical destination.

 

 

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