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Source: My Uncle Says ‘For Sure’ Trump Is Going To Be Impeached By Memorial Day

Source: My Uncle Says ‘For Sure’ Trump Is Going To Be Impeached By Memorial Day

Passaic, NJ -- United States president Donald Trump will “for sure” be impeached by Memorial Day, this according to my Uncle Ronnie. “It’s really been long enough don’t you think, it’s gotta end soon,” wondered Uncle Ronnie. He predicted that “one hundred percent Trump is impeached and out come Memorial Day this year.”

 

Uncle Ronnie is best remembered for his long-winded 2016 Thanksgiving speech about secession from the Union after Trump’s election, later having a change of heart and deciding to take up the resistance fight, and last year predicting Trump would be impeached in October.

 

“Enough is enough, it’s happening in May, for sure.”

 

 

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