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Twenty-Something’s Confidence At An All-Time High As Tinder Inbox Now Requires Scroll Down

Twenty-Something’s Confidence At An All-Time High As Tinder Inbox Now Requires Scroll Down

Pensacola, FL -- Software Developer Matt Perkins’ Tinder inbox messages no longer all fit on the homescreen of his Samsung Galaxy S7 and thus require a scroll down to see additional correspondences, this according to various reports Wednesday.

 

Mr. Perkins, who has been on the app for roughly half a year, was previously frustrated by a lack of matches and twice during the span shut down his account. His persistence paid off as now the sheer number of accumulated connections requires a quick swipe of the thumb to see a couple of his oldest correspondances.

 

The twenty-four-year-old has has been quietly and quickly gaining confidence and hopes to soon meet with one of his matches.

 

 
Sham Friend Dies Tragically Suffering Real Pain After Cliché

Sham Friend Dies Tragically Suffering Real Pain After Cliché

Sources: Busy Racist Trump Has Not Forgotten About You Asians

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