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Sources: Busy Racist Trump Has Not Forgotten About You Asians

Sources: Busy Racist Trump Has Not Forgotten About You Asians

Washington, DC -- President Donald Trump reminded Asians today that he has not forgotten about their math skills, poor driving record, and ‘squinty eyes’ during a phone interview with morning television program Fox & Friends.

 

President Trump has recently been assailed with accusations of racism and the current commander in chief reminded host Brian Kilmeade about his additional disdain for Asian people. “The blacks and Africans and such seemed to get the brunt of it this week. The Mexicans and Latinos and others they know too. The Asians, now the Asians are good at business. I know business. Don’t mess with the Chinese. Their yellow will rub off on you if you’re not careful.”

 

The president also recounted a story about his favorite fried chicken wing takeout restaurant in New York’s Koreatown, mentioning its ‘B’ sanitary letter grade in the window was likely the result of “some leftover dogs in the freezer.”

 

 
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