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VR Startup Dazzles At Tech Convention With ‘Game-Changer’ Lunch Spread

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Las Vegas, NV -- Virtual Reality startup darling inVitRo wowed fellow exhibitors and members of the press with their game-changing and revolutionary lunch spread during the conclusion of CES 2018, the yearly Consumer Electronics Show.

 

Held at a conference room in the Gaming Control Board offices at the local Sawyer Building, the spread featured breathtaking Chicken Taquitos, bonkers Lollipop Shrimp, futuristic Goat Cheese Pierogies, and otherworldly Tuna Tartare.

 

inVitro is currently courting several venture capital firms and their delectable appetizers had this reporter dreaming about a new reality --one of Stuffed Shishito Peppers and Grilled Cheese Dumplings.

 

 

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