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Disney Imagineers Baffled As Hall Of Presidents Trump Robot Won’t Stop Tweeting About Hillary

Disney Imagineers Baffled As Hall Of Presidents Trump Robot Won’t Stop Tweeting About Hillary

Lake Buena Vista, FL -- Imagineers at Walt Disney World are scratching their heads today, collectively wondering how its Hall of Presidents Donald Trump robot is continuing to bend the rules of physics and logic as it continues to Twitter rant against former presidential candidate Hillary Clinton.

 

“Hillary bleeds more every month than McKinley over here,” read one of the many Tweets coming from the robot’s verified account. “Crooked Hillary makes Warren G’s teapot dom [sic] scandal look like peanuts” suggested another.

 

And Robot President Trump suggested that if Hanson Robotics’ artificially intelligent humanoid robot “sophia can’t satisfy doof elon musk that she doesn’t crave world domination, then she can certainly satisfy me right here in O-Town --i crave her domination.”

 

The robot has also gained an affinity for retweeting white supremacist Twitter bot accounts.

 

 

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