President Trump to Change Name to ‘Donald J. Blockchain’ Following State of the Union Hoping Approval Numbers Will Rise
Washington, DC -- White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders today announced the President would be legally changing his name to Donald J. Blockchain in the hopes of salvaging his lagging approval figures.
Similar moves have recently helped several publicly traded companies, “so why not” suggested a combative Sanders.
Blockchain, a term which could literally cause your grandmother’s head to explode and will not be attempted at being explained here, is a hot commodity and instantly creates added value to whatever it is attached to. Got some crap? Slap the name ‘blockchain’ on it. Got some hot garbage? Slap some ‘blockchain.’ Got a strongman-wannabe with a failing administration? You got it, blockchain.
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