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UberPool Rider Terrorized By Loss Of Personal Space When Large Backpack Enters Ride

UberPool Rider Terrorized By Loss Of Personal Space When Large Backpack Enters Ride

New York, NY -- An UberPool passenger was unexpectedly and repeatedly poked by an oversized backpack in the backseat of a Hyundai Sonata late Thursday evening. The bag --which impeded the personal space of an Uber customer who preferred not to be named in this story --belonged to a ‘Mike S.’, according to the Uber app.

 

‘Mike S.’ seemed to be oblivious to the clear and blatant invasion of space. He gabbed on his speakerphone as the unnamed UberPool passenger feared the "dirty and moist-ish" bag might rub against her leg. Luckily she was wearing pants but she was not planning on washing them after this outing.

 

When ‘Mike S.’ exited the car on 23rd Street our source lightly touched the middle seat and found it to be "oily." Our phone calls to driver Fredy for comment were not returned, unsurprising for a 4.6-rated driver.

 

 
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