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Bipartisan Group Of Congressmen Agrees To Framework Of Lunch Order Ahead Of Deadline, But Lunch Specials ‘No Longer Available’

Bipartisan Group Of Congressmen Agrees To Framework Of Lunch Order Ahead Of Deadline, But Lunch Specials ‘No Longer Available’

Washington, DC -- A rag-tag group of Democratic and Repuplican congressmen agreed late Wednesday afternoon to a pathway to lay the groundwork for a possibly ‘delicious’ and maybe forthcoming ‘interesting’ initial framework of a lunch order at the New Golden Star Chinese Restaurant.

 

The lawmakers and their aides were still scrambling on Capitol Hill ahead of a looming 3:45pm deadline on GrubHub. The weekday combination lunch specials were reportedly ‘no longer available’, this according to the both the GrubHub and Seamless apps.

 

 
Cute Unlikely Animal Friendship Ends In Horror As Duckling Devours Labrador

Cute Unlikely Animal Friendship Ends In Horror As Duckling Devours Labrador

Patient Walking Out Of Dental Office Not Sure If He Owes Co-Pay, Will Likely Be Billed Later

Patient Walking Out Of Dental Office Not Sure If He Owes Co-Pay, Will Likely Be Billed Later