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Rapper Trick Daddy’s Boat To Remain Docked As Interior Secretary Zinke Bans Florida Offshore Drilling

Rapper Trick Daddy’s Boat To Remain Docked As Interior Secretary Zinke Bans Florida Offshore Drilling

Miami, FL -- After U.S. Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinke stated new Florida offshore drilling is ‘off the table’, a yacht belonging to Miami hip-hop legend Trick Daddy was ordered docked until further notice. Trick was taken aback by the administration’s new stance.

 

“If we are doing our own ‘offshore drilling’, if you know what I mean, I’m not sure why the administration wouldn’t give similar waivers to California or New York or even Virginia, I am quite sure their Democratic governors would be down for that.”

 

Mr. Daddy continued, “It’s fine, we’ll just stick to backstage drilling and mansion drilling. But just remember, this is all political my friend.”

 

 
Patient Walking Out Of Dental Office Not Sure If He Owes Co-Pay, Will Likely Be Billed Later

Patient Walking Out Of Dental Office Not Sure If He Owes Co-Pay, Will Likely Be Billed Later

Weekend Christmas Tree Removal Delayed As Husband Has ‘Playoff Football And Stuff’

Weekend Christmas Tree Removal Delayed As Husband Has ‘Playoff Football And Stuff’