Rapper Trick Daddy’s Boat To Remain Docked As Interior Secretary Zinke Bans Florida Offshore Drilling
Miami, FL -- After U.S. Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinke stated new Florida offshore drilling is ‘off the table’, a yacht belonging to Miami hip-hop legend Trick Daddy was ordered docked until further notice. Trick was taken aback by the administration’s new stance.
“If we are doing our own ‘offshore drilling’, if you know what I mean, I’m not sure why the administration wouldn’t give similar waivers to California or New York or even Virginia, I am quite sure their Democratic governors would be down for that.”
Mr. Daddy continued, “It’s fine, we’ll just stick to backstage drilling and mansion drilling. But just remember, this is all political my friend.”