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Weekend Christmas Tree Removal Delayed As Husband Has ‘Playoff Football And Stuff’

Weekend Christmas Tree Removal Delayed As Husband Has ‘Playoff Football And Stuff’

Madison, WI -- This weekend’s Christmas tree removal will be delayed until “at least after the Conference Championships,” according to wife Mary Miller. Husband Tim Miller had earlier promised to get the tree out of the house right after New Year’s, but as he does yearly, Mr. Miller has apparently had an about-face.

 

Mr. Miller does work a full-time job at the local Ford dealership along with the duties of being an active father of two, but Mrs. Miller also has a draining position at work, is even more active in their children’s lives, and still manages to finish all her stuff. She doesn’t make a promise she can’t keep.

 

Mr. Miller was not available for comment during Wild Card Weekend.

 

 
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