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Trump Approval Rating Still A Number, Mathematicians Left Puzzled

Trump Approval Rating Still A Number, Mathematicians Left Puzzled

Washington, DC -- Political pundits were left baffled as new polling data released Tuesday suggested President Donald Trump’s approval rating is still a number.

 

“I honestly don’t understand how it is possible,” repeated confused D.C. power consultant Dana Nodworth. “I’ve got a basic understanding of math and I cannot comprehend.” Democratic Strategist Michael Cornwall chimed in wondering if “our very understanding of numbers, numerals and number systems could all be wrong based on these results”. Cornwall was quick to point out his fancy-looking graduate degree in Mathematical Sciences hanging at his Downtown offices.

 

The polling company, Policy Industries, refused to rule anything out. “We will not rest until each even, odd, negative, prime, computable, hypercomplex and irrational number is examined,” an exasperated spokesperson Charles Dagonstein told reporters as he stared blankly at the skies.

 

 
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