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President: ‘I Love El Salvador Deli Lorenzo Lamas’ But ‘These Salvadors Have To Get Out Now’

President: ‘I Love El Salvador Deli Lorenzo Lamas’ But ‘These Salvadors Have To Get Out Now’

The Department of Homeland Security announced today it will end the Temporary Protected Status afforded to upwards of 200,000 Salvadoran nationals living in the United States, or as President Trump referred to them via Twitter this morning, “these wacky Salvadors.”

 

Press Secretary Sarah Sanders later clarified the President “loves the people of El Salvador,” sharing a picture of an evening of pupusas on Air Force One.

 

El Salvador had received the protected status following a series of earthquakes in 2001.

 

 

Left Photo by Hh diego / CC-BY-4.0   ||  Right Photo by Shealah Craighead / Public Domain

Trump Approval Rating Still A Number, Mathematicians Left Puzzled

Trump Approval Rating Still A Number, Mathematicians Left Puzzled